We Laugh Because We Love Them

[InusDemoness]

I keep finding all these funny skits and witticisms about characters.

Kagome: I am NOT helpless! I am a very ~Sexy~ human who others in the show cant resist kidnapping me... Or whatever the director come's up with... -twidle's thumbs-

Inuyasha: Sh- yea right. *Mumbles* And of course thats why they named the show 'Inuyasha'...

Kagome: What was that?

Inuyasha: Nothing...

Kagome: Okay then...

Inuyasha: I feel so alone in this world...

Bleach or Naruto? Please click it!

Edward (You knew it was coming...)

I typed "dazzling" into google and it come up "Do you mean Edward Cullen?"

When Edward Cullen falls in water, Edward Cullen doesn't get wet. Water gets Edward Cullen.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Edward Cullen pajamas.

Dracula? Pff, more like Edward Cullen!

When life hands me lemons, I throw them back and demand Edward Cullen.

I have OCD: Obsessive Cullen Disorder.

Edward Cullen asked for a love song. Sara Bareilles wrote it.

Edward Cullen can't impregnate me, but I would let him try. Many, many times...


Edward's Prayer

Our Edward,
Who art in Forks
Hollowed be thy Sparkles
Thy volvo comes, thy will be fast
On earth as it is in the meadow,
Give you us, our daily blood
Forgive us our heart beats
As we worship Carlisle for giving you life
Lead us into temptation
Deliever us to you,
For thine is the vampire
The music and the hottness,
For ever and ever,
A-Edward

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